stop corgi turning turtle
debeak turtle
buy new moose wheel
4 boxes household midges
fulfil potential
screw Archimedes
pearl necklace for Miss Streatley
take drug underdose
observe fruit fly (not Kiwi - flightless)
download file from CarpentryTools.com
keep parcel from neighbours
barbecue sores

book holiday in The Sun
renew life membership
sculpt ballpark figure for the exhibition
give Claudio recipe for gruel
pull self up by bootstraps
sever all ties with Saskatchewan
weigh moose (put on diet?)
tidy up the gardener
dill the dog - gently

check flight prices (back stairs)
buy new moose mat
pull some wool over the corgi's eyes
3 sacks moose feed
CDs: The Sturmey Archers
- Nylon Snagge Sings Again (with bonus tracks)
learn some bloody manners
reverse the trend into the garage
pick up dry-cleaning from the butcher's
Madonna round for tea Wed pm
Bill & Ben video for the corgi

make pirate flag 2pm
jolly roger with Miss Streatley?
revive pirate 3pm
visit plague on neighbours (frogs)
prise secrets from Mr Proctor
5 boxes flaked corns
tennis racket - get a grip
posset poultice treacle bag left knee
corgi litter - reupholster
bake pie charts
2 pints goat's blood
organic trousers