3 Germans from the Hun Shopping Channel
stop dreaming of Jeannie with the light brown pubes
incite corgi to violence (postman)
get recipe for Red Herring and Silverfish Clafoutis from Claudio
design little black number (2?)
get kickback from local councillor
drink to Miss Streatley only with mine eyes

get Keith to give up smoking with the Home Stopping Channel
ride a white swan with Tyrone O'Saurus-Rex
get recipe for Frog a la Prince from Claudio
corgi to plastic vet for nose job
moose to topiarist for antler job
tractor to farm for tow job
to Miss Streatley's house 6pm for blow-by-blow account of her day at the library

36 oceangoing bin liners
get recipe for Jellied Heels from Claudio
conduct straw baton
get a shag (bittern will do)
pick up corgi's stool from carpentry class
German exchange student to library 6pm
Gerd up Miss Streatley's loins?
remove muff from plughole