sign up for grope therapy (9pm Wednesdays)
get recipe for Ile Flottante de Blubber from Claudio
find out tomorrow's TV schedule from ouija board
6 packs of purple custard powder
debung corgi
squeal on a colleague
howl at Miss Streatley

power beads for Miss Streatley
impotence beads for Keith
clean out moose's nether nose
start long journey with a single step
learn words to 'Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear' for karaoke night
box pigs' ears (send to petfood factory)
get recipe for Seared Otters' Lips with Chilli and Raspberry from Claudio