remove parasites from Buckingham Palace
employ unsmiling miner as grave digger
peer at pressure group
2 tubs tanning lard
take Miss Streatley on trip to Country Casuals
magnum Welsh champagne for corgi
2 pkts crispy smoke rings

4 durians (stench-free)
bake crust for Miss Streatley's fur pie
get recipe for Moo-Cow's Membrane from Claudio
loan mower to gardener
think of herb recipes beyond bayleaf
dill the dog - gently
play Feminist Fugue on Gloria's Steinway

Brazilian wax for Miss Streatley
graze moose's calf
get Keith to nick video
get Nick to video Keith
relax metacarpals
1 pack self-adhesive shelves
Video:
The Emperor Swipes Back (with Luke Spacehopper)