4 metres tarpaulin
take gristle to mill
mistlethrush to grill
Miss Streatley to thrill
recipe for Newton Slaw to Claudio
stop stalking chat show host by Wed 29th - urgent
make Miss Streatley bubble and squeak
make Sailor Jack a dull buoy
get corgi's claws lengthened

overpower stench from drains
stirrups for Miss Streatley
another sense organ for good luck toy - The Three Mascot Ears
elephant seat thingummy
howdah doodah

Next week in Peru: 2 sacks lima beans
CDs from Andes Records: Macchu Chauvinist Pigs, Inca Camera
alpaca brasses for fireplace
enjoy the great taste of coke
get recipe for sauce of the Amazon for Claudio

eschew Claudio's horse
hayfever tablets to blacksmith
sober up prunes in time for dinner
riding lessons for Devils before dinner
corgi on hip and thigh diet
lemon squash racquet
smash lemon racket
squash ladder - Homebase
Cameo Roll for tea at Gielgud's
open mule's toes
get recipe for Cack-a-Leekie from Claudio

remind Claudio about his soft verge
don't wreck the spliff, man
bring corgi to carry on escalator
paint front door on bedroom ceiling
shroud operations in secrecy
turf garden out
follow corgi's lead
wash up the satellite dishes
remind child minder to mind that child
£15.75 on Also Ran in 3.30 at Ascot

a kumquat
remind mum about the lintels
do trouser inventory - get pocket calculator
3 National Bingo cards
check slippage twixt cup and lip
rethread worms
tape worms reciting Betjeman
picket the fence
crash helmets together
sun visor for corgi