corral the wagons in the carport
2 rugby ball point pens
make a stand for artists (easel)
Next week in Canada
geld Mr Hudson's bay
play the Maple leaf Forever (or at least 3 hours)
ski Whistler's Mother
6 packets Banff buns
meet the man the Mountie always gets
tell the joke the Mountie never gets
owe Canada ($2.50)

feed corgi propaganda
feed parasites (not Prince Charles or Duchess of Kent)
feed Claudio's kippers
feed Keith's nippers
Books:
Sofas Rule: The Ottoman Empire
The Encyclopedia of Colonel Knowledge
Puppy Dogs' Tales (for corgi)

frisk Miss Streatley before entry
pick up parachute from dry cleaners

subscribe to Ridiculous Theory magazine
get recipe for Butt Cutlets from Claudio
dental floss for moose
transcendental floss for High Priestess of Libraria (Miss S)
reduce local teenage pregnancy rate (buy condoms?)
3 packs 'Pictures of Lily' tissues
get quote for roof - Keats

move clocks forward 1 foot (not carriage clock on mantelpiece)
check bike for saddle sores
Homebase: 2 bed saws
say it with flares
remind Ann Summers not to put all her basques near one exit
show Miss Streatley the Great Divide
apply for passport to Pimlico
get recipe for Tripes de Chevre aux Gouttes de Phlegm off Claudio