to Chilli Centre 3pm for colonic irritation
find website for Duke of URL
cancel subscription to What Consumer Magazine? magazine
start chain letter
start knitting chain mail (chef's hat for Claudio?)
remove casters from mobile phone
place moose in foster home (where the buffalo roam)

1 jar chicken livers, Hep B free
1 pack Scone Too Far! mix
fill in census forms for corgi and moose
deny all allegations
medical books:
Haemorrhoids II: The Wrath of Grapes
Moose Husbandry for the 21st Century
Splinters: The Hidden Killers

2 tubs Liquid Broccoli
get recipe for Giblet and Dolcelatte Crumble from Claudio
new copy of the Bad News Bible
send junk mail back (43 first class stamps)
Next week in Venice:
avoid death
measure Bridge of Size
make Venetian blind (remember pointy stick)

arrange police escort for visiting plenipotentiary
get taken for a fool by Keith
get taken for a Lithuanian by man in the corner shop
get taken for a ride by Miss Streatley
blow up demographic figures
make baby boom
tell corgi: know nonsense