create utopia (back garden)
pick parson's nose
papier-mache model of Miss Streatley (bust?)
get recipe for Bloater Blinis from Claudio
Liz Taylor to tea Fri 4pm (hire retinue of slaves)
buy 3 packs credit cards
ghost write a horror story

2 canisters laughing gas
dozen sheets papyrus (A4)
Ming vase for conservatory
nosegay (pansies) for Claudio
nosebag for moose (prefilled)
nose powder for Miss Streatley
nosebleed for Keith