1 tub herbal grout
2 eyebaths, L & R
flick lighted match into extra time
make my fair ex change (she's too rubbery)
set a thief to rob a bank
Books:
'Tis a Pity She's a Hoarse Whisperer
The Ravishing Secrets of Fanny Magnett

NB Dear and highly esteemed readers - Listman is going away for a short while with his lovely Listlady, so don't despair when you blog on and nothing changes for a while. He intends to spend the time wisely and profitably with pen and pad.