2 litres Lady's Glow from sweatshop
1 hammer, 1 sickle
practise forced laughter for party tomorrow night
corgi to boxercise class 7pm
splint for moose's lame brain
stop Keith from nailing a coloured to the mast
send homeless programmer to MS-DOS house

put fish back in an even creel
antler pashmina for moose
change dressings on stigmata
at Ikea:
four-poster futon
baked beanbag
continental shelf
continental quilt (Asian)
at surreal Ikea:
Dada rail

sow seeds of love-in-the-mist in Miss Streatley's windowbox
lard lamps for greased lighting
corgi to glockenspiel lesson 9pm
release ferret from Jock's trap
don't fear the Grimy Reaper
get recipe for Saddle Sauce from Claudio
2 smoked salmon and cream cheese beagles