4 boxes low-calorie stodge
run a country mile
country pancakes for moose
Country Life for Miss Streatley
walk under property ladder
CDs:
Sofaz - Futon Clan
Cellar Ballads - Basement Jacques

wake up and smell the bedclothes
1 large jar of swill
remove Ms Short from conflict
de-clare war
practise underarm service
Persian bathmat
take up missionary position (Papua New Guinea?)

play the giddy bassoon
grubby eider duck - get surgeon to scrub down
urine sample for appointment - solicitor's appointment?
1kg slightly salted butter beans
get Miss Streatley's colours done
corgi to vet for botox injections
divert motorcade